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Mad as Frogs

by Toby Darling

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Meadows 03:38
Meadows Palmer field is flooded; My cycle flounders like an old horse, valiantly staggering along familiar tracks, but creaking with tired spent force Heart pounding in The Weirs, through the Itchen's dereliction of its train As it seeks and easier softer way to freedom in the icy flood plains Walkers and their dogs like lazy zombies form legions of the damned to block my way. My bell tolls for their repentance But they hear not it's soliloquy. The cafe brings me hot Greek coffee, an ashtray, smoke, Venus shining down Alone I can muse on this epitaph; hot shores exchanged for this cold dank town. TJD 26/1/23 Chords: Am blues: Am7 Dm7 Am7 E D Am7 E7
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Lent 03:36
Lent Trundle over to the cathedral ref Past Thomas Thetcher, pipped by weazels Welcomed by my robin, anointed with ash; meet up with the old crowd, coughs and sneezes Talk about movies, sport and scandals, dodgy eyes, ears, bladders and knees; Holidays abroad, restaurants and art Who will care for us in our hour of need Old men clinging to the ruins of youth rich memories, legacies from a golden time Abandoned pride and dreams of greatness No longer scared to face the final sunset One by one we fade away our wisdom unwelcome with the hubris of youth our wealth squandered, our good names slandered, the battalions of ignorance march over our dead TJD 24/2/23 verse 1 & 2: D/A Am* G Am x0x77x - x0x55x Dm E/A D/A x0645x x0423x F#m Bm G D/F# Em G A 2xx23x verse 3: Bm F#m Bm F#m Em A Em A D A Em A Em G A verse 4: D A Em G E/A D/A F#m Bm G D/F# Em A Em G A Bm
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Easton 03:20
Easton Am Em F Am Rusted bikes with flat tyres Em A Em Cleared of weeds and saddles dried Am Em F Am Peddled gingerly past bare sports grounds B East through the Worthys by the river's side C G F Am We gasp and shudder, hate the main road F#m Bm F#m But make it up to the Watercress track C G F Am Chuffing easily along to Itchen Abbas B7 Then down cross bridges, the slow lane back Avington church, a pansied well Sweep past the lake, ancient woods of yew Arts and Crafts house, two fat old sows Plain sailing to Easton, meadows soaked in dew The Cricketers pub past its glory days St Clements, a fag, the long hill climb A derelict road cut off by motorway The Winnal estate, 70's grime A9/E (x7760x) C Safely home before the sun came down Bm Em F Legs seizing up like worn out gears F#m C#7 Everything we saw today was in decay: D A Em Hampshire, bikes and bodies, seen better years TJD 4/3/23
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Reach for the Sigh Em C Full of the joys of spring G F Am Em and primed with the pride of youth; F C Eb Bb Ready to face the world and shine Dm Am Dm Find fortune, red in claw and tooth. Eb Bb Cm Gm But I'm no Douglas Bader, Eb Bb Cm strutting around on new tin legs; Eb Bb Cm D I'll never fly again or reach the sky Em C G Just slosh about in the dregs of regret F#m Bm So many chances of stardom C#m F#m Sunk in Mekhong, women and song, D F#m C#m D as though a well-read witty tongue F#m Bm Could atone for a lifetime of wrong. So I'll reach for the sigh of sorrow under blankets, underground, eyes closed tight watch movies of Englishmen better than I, fade into nothingness, out of mind out of sight TJD 11/2/23
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Birthday Haikus 63 today! Let's get this over with now please Chuff on to heaven Car boot sale beckons Boxwood ruler from my youth trumps cracked fake Ming plate Lunch Seven Stars pub Jock Woodhouse looks over our meal Our help not needed Chithurst is empty We get lost looking for spring Nibbhana postponed Steep narrow lane blocked Who will reverse, them or me? As usual it's me 28/2/23 TJD 1. Eriff F E7, Am E7 Am 2. G Em Am, G Bm C D, Em Bm C 3. C G Dm7 G, Dm7 C xx355x x3x55x, 0x978x x0555x Em 4. (x535xx x035xx) x2, Bb Am Dm, Eb Bb , (x535xx x035xx) x2 5. x0444x E A, G7 riff, Gm Cm Gm
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Oxford Haikus Mad guy, flowery shirt waits for Virgin crosscountry Stopping at Oxford? Old lady in panic Am I in coach C or D? All go to heaven Oxford station blues Less Adlestrop, cold wind bites; Not same dreaming spires Pitt-Rivers museum Fossils beg to schoolchildren Bury me again Wadham is open Rainbow flag flies high with pride Dorothy weeps now TJD 17/2/23 1. A7 Am Em F C Am 2. x3x03x 3xx03x Em D C G B7 3. x024xx 2x02xx Am D Em x0543x 0x545x 4. x0776x x0705x xx0755 xx0533 xx0221 xx0210 Gm F D7 5. Dmaj7 Em G A Bm, A D F#m
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March Tankas 04:25
March Tankas Me, J, love broken cars and shacks lying in fields; steeped in toxic waste, deep in Kentucky mountains waiting decades for kind nerds Deep holes in jungle dug by vietnamese girl. Earth moves by magic; fire burns, she cooks wild fresh fish; we can hide there for ever Weird songs by Jim White drift gently through the bayou; church rings with rapture. Genes and poison make strange folk Me and J are proof of this. 3/3/23 TJD 1. x7507x 77557x 55335x Bsus4, Em D C B7, x7507x 77557x C 2. G Am, G C, Em G, C D Em G Bm C, 0x440x G Am 3. x0x05x, 0xx03x, x0x02x x0x01x, Bm Em Bm Em, Em scale, Cmaj7 Fmaj7, x0455x xx0535, Am G Am
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March Haikus 04:09
March Haikus Mischarged for a flat white Should I pay them back one pound? Karma always wins Chance meet a friend of Bill Our good friend fell off wagon He left the saloon We love toxic waste St Catherine's Hill has eyes Me and J look down Chat then just silence I could hardly be ruder Turn on heel and run Hildeberg look harsh Do you want milk with coffee? Says 'Enjoy!' then smiles TJD 7/7/23 1. A Asus4 Dmaj7 Amaj7, Eb Bb Gm Cm, Bm C G 2. xx0777 xx0555 xx0777 xx0222, Dm7 Dm7+9 G, Dm7 C Dm Csus4 C 3. 0xxx00 x0x210 xx23x E, Em D/E C/A Bm/A Em 4. xx056x x0x55x Bm C#7 C9 G Am 5. A E A D Dm7 A
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Weymouth Haikus Take front five coaches Or you will be left behind A life in Bournemouth Design a table Impossible to open Southwest Trains welcomes Walk to Portland Bill Where I saw Roger Whittaker Sing Last Farewell Left my stick behind In the five rear carriages But it tracked me down Squirrels friendly here Hardy better than Austen Dorset trumps Hampshire TJD 17/3/23 1, Amaj7 Dmaj7, C#m D, F#m Bm A C#7 2. C#7, D C#m Bm A, A E D A C#7 3. 0xx23x 0x203x, Bm E A F#m, 0x2233 A 4. xx056x xx058x x0x55x, x0x033 x0x55x, Em x0x033 Em Am 5. Em Am, B Em, x0765x x0543x x0770x x0765x x0543x x0765x

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released March 4, 2023

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